Arielle Gardner

Arielle is the best there is, she’s beautiful, funny, and really nice. She has the prettiest smile and can instantly make your day better.

Guy 1. Gah damn who’s that?
Guy 2. That Arielle Gardner, she’s way too pretty for you though big dawg.
Girl 1. I think I’m lesbian now.

by Kentrill is a bitch April 11, 2022

gardner minshew

A quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Presumably the best there is. Ever.

Has a very nice mustache

person 1: hey did you see the jaguars in TNF last night? Gardner Minshew went off.

person 2: yeah bro it’s all in the stache

by jchamp7 October 4, 2019

Holiday weight gainer

A person who gains weight during the holiday. They eat a lot because they stay at home and lack any activities to do

I have to watch the amount of food i eat this summer. I don't want to be a holiday weight gainer.

by Mich7 July 6, 2010

Tragic: The Garnering

The addictive game of cards in the videogame Fallout 2.

A parody on "Magic: The Gathering".

"Tragic: The Garnering is the most addictive thing since Jet." - Wooz

by Mathy Dunefarm February 18, 2009

Gardner

A smal town located in central Massachusetts witch consists of 20 Dunkin Donuts, a bunch of hookers, crackheads and drunks. The only thing to do is help the Puerto Rican next door fix his car

Hey buddy. Gardner?
Yup

by Gardner facts January 5, 2019

pito gainer

Word invented by the Panocha Slayers (Edwin & Joey) meaning "good shit", "pussy", or a supplement desgined to increase the size of your pito.

Edwin: hey joey haha i told her if she needs anybody to talk to she can come to me haha.
Joey: haha thats my boy go get that pito gainer

by Pito Gainer June 27, 2014

John Gardner

Loved by many, respected by most. Not quite the leading man but important enough to not get killed in a horror movie. Comic relief in tense situations, and the word of reason in the midst of chaos. The one you want on your side when you are in trouble. An infectious laugh or an upbeat tune can often be heard coming from his direction. A shoulder to cry on. The big brother. The teddy bear. The warrior. The friend everyone wishes they had. John Gardner is one of a kind.

I wish I had someone like John Gardner in my life. He would make things so much better.

by Jamaica John February 3, 2010