GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.
by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022
Get the Garfunkeling mug.The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.
Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.
Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.
Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.
by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021
Get the Garfunkel mug.The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.
by StoogeNumber3 June 18, 2023
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