garcing

/gärkiNG/
Verb. When a man preforms felatio on himself. As he does this act, the gentleman may flex his abs and gag at the same time, resulting in a sound that sounds as if he is saying "garc" /gärk/

"Hey do you know what Mike is doing? I walked past his room and I swear I heard garcing."

by GetPoopStuffed July 17, 2016

garcie

Garcie is athletic and loves to eat food and watch Shane Dawson. You don’t want to make a Garcie mad or she will fight you. She hates people you this are better than everyone so if you are like that stay away.

Omg I’m such a garcie

by Garcie May 14, 2018

Garcia

Insanely hot man, gets all the ladies. Also likes pickles. WIll most definitely drive you crazy but in a good way, very smart and funny. Could quite literally make everyone fall inlove with his goofy smile and pretty eyes.

Friend, " Is he as cool as Garcia?"
You, " Of course not,no on is cooler than garcia"

by potats May 28, 2022

garcic

a feeling

the voices are getting louder the fog is coming feeling garcic

by penisman60099 January 14, 2023

Mumu Garci

Everything and Anything Amazing!

Mumu Garci Quotations:
"I'm an alien from MARZ!"
"I don't want to be American!"
"I am going to write this one up!"
"OhMyGawd!"
"COME HERE!"
"Sign your initials...so I can sue you!"
"DONT MUMU ME!"
"What is up with you?"
"Geeet out of my claaassss"
"YOU are THAT"
"...come sit right here"
"I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU OKAY!!! JUSSSHADDDDDUPPP!!!"
"I want you out of my class right now, I'm calling Mrs. Chu."
Onye: "CHILL OUT BRO!" "Don't call me that okay, I am not your bro!"
Onye: "SHUT UP FOOL!" "OYE? What you call me? A FOOL?!?"
"When I retire, I want to see you on the street, MAN TO MAN!"
Get away from me, you might kill me!"
"He is going to fail even if I lose my job!"
Onye: "I can beat you up!" "OH YEAH? TRY IT!"

by Mumu Garci April 28, 2009

Mikayla Garcia

funny, reasonable, and the best friend you could have.

Person 1: “Hey, have you met Mikayla?”
Person 2: “Mikayla Garcia?”
Person 1: “Yeah.”

Person 2: “Yes ofc! She’s my best friend!”

by Fyckyouh🤒 January 31, 2022

Jerry Garcia

Jerry Garcia was the lead guitarist, vocalist, and spokesman for the the Grateful Dead. Throughout his career, he led the Dead through numerous changes, becoming one of the most famous figures in the history of modern rock and folk. Jerry pursued many side projects, ranging from the bluegrass group Old & in the Way to his folky solo recordings. Garcia stayed active as a member of the Grateful Dead and as a solo performer until his death in 1995.

A music "god" to many of his hippie followers from the 60's-until his death is 1995. A father to many, "Jerry's kid" was a popular bumper sticker during the Grateful Dead years. We lament the death of our beloved Jerry, and we continue to remember him and see the rest of his band, The Dead, tour and put on some great shows. Thingswont be the same, but we gotta keep on truckin'

Nobody stopped thinking about those psychedelic experiences. Once you've been to some of those places, you think, "How can I get back there again but make it a little easier on myself?"
-JERRY GARCIA

by deadhead mama January 24, 2005