Gareth

from the welsh meaning noble and honourable. A very common name within Wales often shortened to Gaz or gar. Also the best hubbie in the whole wide world.

Me "Gareth can you make me a cuppa?"

Him "Course honey x"

by babyd0ll February 3, 2010

garthing

N., gar'thing
Any piece of clothing worn about the shoulders in a cape-like manner. Used primarily for purposes of keeping warm, looking superior.

Quoth the aristocrat: "Child! Bring forth my garthing."

by Tuggs November 29, 2007

Garth Dance

^^FOXEH^^
The Garth dance is a ritual of seduction that is performed to "foxy Lady" and involves much pelvic thrusting.

"SHWING!"
The Garth dance will make anyone SHWING.

by Foxeh. January 4, 2009

Garthru

A ghetto male that poses as a gangster and frequently beats up random people for no apparent reason.

while i was walking to your house, i got attacked by a garthru.

by cole brouneliss March 2, 2009

Gorath

Nice dude from the Netherlands who likes nazi jokes, being pegged by women and..watching little girls.

Gorath is such a perv, but he's still mein Schatz

by Nehakali October 1, 2016

Steamy Garahan

When you take a steamy shit you’ve been holding in for half a day at least and the stench is unbearable t

Dude check out that steamy garahan I just laid on the football field

by mob n glob June 23, 2023

Bit of a Gareth

A colloquial term used in modern business when the act of email hyper-inflation of required language is performed, leading to a lack of engagement in the items raised in such emails, so as to negate their reason for being. This definition could indeed be referred to as "a bit of a Gareth".

"Here lad, did you read that email Geoff sent earlier?"

"Naw. Looked like it was a bit of a Gareth so couldn't be arsed. What was it about anyway?"

"I'd be fucked if I know. I thought the same as you..."

by Belchtwat March 27, 2019