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very fancy way of saying 'to say', often used by internet neckbeards trying to look like having an iq of 169
C: "I have osteoporosis" quoth he
A: Wtf does 'quoth' mean? Am i intelligen't?
C: Indeed, it is a synonym for 'to say'
A: Nice neckbeard you got there
C: It is the sign of all intellectuals
A: No, it's the sign of a manchild that hasn't left their basement ever since the dinosaurs fucking died
C: runs like the coward he is
quoth by yet_another_potato February 19, 2019
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Starlog Quote Humper

Any person or group of people that only accepts or uses the George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine issue #337 from 2005 as the only definitive, end-all-be all, piece of evidence in an argument when debating whether or not the Star Wars Expanded Universe/Legends was canon to any degree prior to 2014. Due to their cognitive dissonance and confirmation bias, Starlog Quote Humpers do not accept any quote or piece of evidence that is not the Starlog Magazine quote, even if it is a statement from George Lucas that contradicts or goes back on his statements in the Starlog Quote, of which there are plenty that do. In addition, Starlog Quote Humpers often dismiss or reject any of Lucasfilm's or Lucasfilm employee's statements regarding canon policy used as evidence that favor the viewpoint of the EU being canon before 2014 as being "lesser secondhand sources of information."
While browsing online forums I came across many Starlog Quote Humpers posting that one George Lucas quote from Starlog Magazine.

Moriah Elizabeth Quote 

"Thing are getting worse before they're getting better. "

-Moriah Elizabeth 2020
Moriah Elizabeth Quote was from one of her Fixing Your Squishies Videos.
A site with quizes, stories, and polls. Some people decide to roleplay with others, some wite fanfictions, and others just go there to read and take quizes. It used to be purely stories and quizes, but nowadays in 2015 to present time, drama sometimes happens. Quotev occassionally glitches, and that's when everyone loses their shit and flip out. There are some original stories as well, and people can make groups to get advice from others, give guides/tutorials, or simply to have a group chat or roleplay. Quotev is a large community with few haters/bullies and even complete strangers often stick up for one another. You have a choice to show when you're online, can hide your activity from nonfollowers, and deactivate your account. If you do deactivate, you have the option to reactivate for a month before it is permanently deleted.
"I've met a few really good friends on Quotev. Sadly, it glitches sometimes and I have to wait for it to get fix."
"Quotev has helped me be a better writer."
Quotev by alliecat7603 June 26, 2016

Drama on Quotev 

Haley doing that nudes shit
Brii cheating

Hatty cheating

Leo pretending to be relevant
Sage kissing ass
Emerson cheating

Michaels dating an irrelevant hoe
Min never updating their drama book but still getting like 300 likes
Gage getting deleted for pretending to be gay
Caine exposing an expose acc and ranting about how irrelevant he is
Nate posting pornhub links
Satan trying to be relevant by starting up old drama with brii
Bassy going bat shit crazy bc he hates brii -
Michael cheating
Who even knows who Samantha is, she just had a little drama on quotev with Brii, like everyone else

professional quote maker 

A professional quote maker is a person who, by profession, makes quotes. As quote making is a profession governed by various guilds and trade organizations, becoming a professional quote maker typically requires several years of schooling and a Ph.D. in a scientific field, such as atheism. Sometimes, people of distinction (celebrities, scientists, comedians, Nobel laureates, etc.) are accorded honorary professional quote making status; this is akin to an honorary degree from a university.

Professional quote makers are adept at carefully overlaying pictures of nebulae and starry nights with pithy remarks using Photoshop or other image-editing software.

There are also many amateur quote makers who, while not professionals, are polymaths or savants and consider quote making to be a personal hobby.
"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence." - A. A. Lewis, not a professional quote maker, but a hobbyist.
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Plate of Brown 

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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
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