gandalf

a terrible and or unfunny joke/sarcastic comment or supposedly funny statement
used as a verb or adjective.
people considered gandalf are often rejected from friendship groups etc

person 1: why was the chicken so happy?
person 2: why?
person 1: because everything was eggcelent!
person 2: thats a gandalf (or just plain 'gandalf')

person 1: god that guy is such a gandalf
person 2: ikr

by vrysrslysrs September 24, 2010

gandalf

a gent with long grey pubic hair

you gandalf cunt and grey pubed mother fucker

by THE PAMSTER May 4, 2007

Gandalf

Something which kicks your (fucking) face off. Amazing.

"Did the DJ kick your (fucking) face off?"
"Yes, he was fucking Gandalf!!"

by Sigmund Freud November 3, 2004

Gandalf

A resident of the FFShrine message board and Rotten Tomatoes. The biggest flaming homosexual on earth, who yet claims to hate anal sex.

Gandalf is such a flaming homosexual.

by Sarah February 8, 2005

gandalf

The sexy old man of LOTR. although hes completely gay, he doesn't go for his co-worker, and also gay elijah wood. (elijah's with sam!!)

Gandalf is the fucking coolest old man ive ever seen.

by duxchic17 May 16, 2004

gandalf

A marijuana pipe.

I've got a gandalf in the car if you want a hit.

by JimmyCurn1 January 5, 2008

Gandalfed

Getting a woman on her knees and ejaculating on her chin so it drips and looks like a beard

I took Kayleigh home and gandalfed her.

by stubblehead August 10, 2016