GameStop

A videogame store where at least one under qualified female is hired per store as by law. Not for their knowledge of video games but their bra size and Hooters experience. Most games that they are aware of start with NBA or WWF and are hired in the masses by the lonely, lonely Store Managers. See EBgames or Dumb Blonde

"Any previous experience?"
"I used to work at Hooters"
"You start monday."

by fat girl with acne January 11, 2005

Gamesta

An epic combination of the words gansta and gamer. Pretty much a gamer who dresses like a thug and isn't a nerd. One of the best types of people to be friends with because they look cool in public but are tough competition on steam. You can't tell by looking at one because of their attitudes, but inside they're hardcore gamers.

Tim: What's that G doing, hanging out with those loser gamers?
Sam: Oh, that's his usual crowd. He's a total gamesta.

by Sparklebama February 13, 2014

House Gestapo

Put simply, head of the household who stares over you like a relentless Nazi. These people are called your parents.

It's 12 AM and you're not supposed to be online. Someone's coming upstairs. It must be the house gestapo!

by Cloneof501 December 10, 2009

gamestop

a place of business, often filled with nerds who discuss specific battles they've had with sephiroth, fat women who live in trailors and smack their kids for throwing a box of yu-gi-oh cards across the room, fat men who don't know what they want but want it RIGHT NOW, and employees who hate their lives.

I used to think video games were cool before i worked at Gamestop.

by jedix May 25, 2003

gamestop

A basic glorified pawn-shop in which criminals and scumbags can "trade-in" video games and dvds for cash. Beware of their Game Informer Card and Don't reserve games.

Welcome to Gamestop, your one stop pain-in-the-fucking-ass.

by daveydeadite May 22, 2005

GameSpot Forums

A place where unsure nerds make relationships with each other and outcast new users to make them feel unwelcome.

Don't even get me started on the moderators, you can TELL... you can TELL.. YOU CAN TELL that they are proud of their job 24/7. They would rather stay in 1 day than go outside because they would feel powerless in the real world, they have to hold back on walking up to a random stranger and telling them all about how amazing they are at modding people and letting the power get a hold of them. Lets just hope they never become a cop because they are the ones who taze, shoot, and kill people for no reason, I rest my case....no wait... CASE CLOSED!

I've been modded for by passing the censor on the GameSpot Forums just for typing b****

ONCE YOU GET BANNED, YOU CANT COME BACK, OH MY GOD, how badly I want to knock the nerd that made that rule.

by Johnny of the Johnno Clan July 13, 2009

gamestop

The store that is the king of bullshit. They will hassle you to no end after you purchase your game(s). They always charge too much for used games. Sure you can get an Edge card, but that barely does shit. They don't pay enough for trade-ins. They don't care who they hire, or if they played games or not. Just an awful store.

I got 10 FUCKING dollars for a relatively new Wii game.

One of the employees was an old lady.

I spent 15 minutes getting ONE game because the guy kept hassling me about new releases.

Seriously, fuck gamestop.

by AssPussy Supreme Commander March 31, 2010