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Crystal Gail Mangum

Psycho slut stripper who accused three Duke Lacrosse players of rape and tried to ruin their lives. She was later found to have 5 different men's semen on and in her, but no lacrosse players.
Be careful with scandalous strippers. You don't want one of them going all Crystal Gail Mangum on your ass!
by JusticeForAll July 13, 2007
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Gailed

To be so pissed you dont make any fucking sense
Bob-Gail messaged me this "Hdhddjidodbddidiid"

Dave- "what tbe fuck does that mean??"
Bob- "shit, i gailed again"
by Fuck sake bob July 27, 2018
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gailed

When your girlfriend or female friend leaves their purse at your house, you and your friends fill it up with as much of your cum as possible.
Yeah, Brittany left her purse at my house last night so me and my roommate Kevin gailed her hard.
by Jonathan Cumrag August 12, 2021
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Gail Lewis

Gail Lewis is an American Hero, retired on 11/16/2023. Per an executive order made by President Joseph Biden, flags will be flown at half-mast on this day to mourn the end of her service.

Gail served as a 10 year associate, receiving 2 purple carts and played an instrumental role in sale team 6. She always had her teams back, even through the pandemic.

She received her first purple cart in her 2015/16 service, and went back to back for 2016/17. Originally known for her aggression, she switched up her approach in 2017 and adopted a more defensive style. She has written extensively on her theory of counter terrorism largely based on her practical experience.
Person 1: Bro Walmarts been falling apart lately.
Person 2: Facts bro, I've been going to Target ever since Gail Lewis retired.
by Gail Lewis December 3, 2023
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Gail Lewis

More formally know as Assc. Gail Lewis is a highly decorated ten year veteran of Walmart.

A legend amongst her peers, Gail served 10 tours of Black Friday and was a survivor of the 2020 Global Toilet Paper Shortage war in which she was awarded 3 purple carts for bravery and valour.

In one intense fight with the enemy (i.e. the customer) during the battle of Black Friday, an associate was once rumoured to ask Gail if they should retreat in face of imminent defeat. Gail’s only response was “There ain’t no going back, only rollbacks…” while charging her pallet jack through the hoards of customers and shooting her scan gun at anything that moved. Not even the children survived.
Oh my God, it’s Gail Lewis 8-4-4 Morris Illinois
Thank you for your service Gail Lewis”
by anonymous November 26, 2023
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Gail

Crazy Grandma, will turn on you faster then she burns the cookies.
Granddaughter- She’s crazy.

Grandson- All the Gail’s are.
by Scumbagget February 11, 2020
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Garbage Gail

A garbage Gail is when a couple or quad are preforming the act of intercourse. When one participate goes to eat ass, the person(s) nostril catches a buttock hair(s) causing a spontaneous squeeze into the others brown star.
My friend mentioned how he had a lot of gas’s because of the garbage Gail they received.

He gave me a garbage Gail and I absolutely loved it.

I was tied up gaged and couldn’t react to his infamous garbage Gail
by CEOgarbage November 5, 2021
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