Cum-guzzled

The state of someone who is seeing far more thottery than they expected.
Some synonyms include: Flabergasted, Gender-bent, dumbfounded, Stunned

After hearing that skank's life story, I was Cum-guzzled.

by bob,bitchstick August 23, 2020

guzzle monster

A creature that guzzles down everyone's alcohol

"That bitch just took my alcohol what a guzzle monster!!"

"Damn it guzzle monster not again"

by gabbyrakaguzzlemonster December 27, 2015

Guzzle Bomb

The act of filling a zip-lock sandwich bag with ejaculate and popping it over someone’s open mouth while they are asleep, then ramming your penis into their cum filled mouth.

I once woke up to a Guzzle Bomb and now I can never look at a sandwich bag the same again.

by Joshuan November 5, 2017

Mustard guzzle

To spread mustard on a mans penis and begin to give him a blow job.

Phylisha: Wow I just gave the best head of my life!
Jessica: I can't give head, I hate the taste.

Phylisha: Well I hate the taste too! That's why I mustard guzzle.

by Menwithbrooms September 24, 2011

guzzle time

the time when you are about to drink alot of booze.

i was at the lake for the weekend and as soon as i woke up it was guzzle time.

by DNK November 4, 2007

Guzzle Sluz

A person with an exemplary ability to drink.

After the gentle men had finished themselves off into the glass recepticle, Debbie downed their spilt seed, like the true queen guzzle sluz she was...

by Guzzlesluzz April 15, 2020

guzzle neck

One who chokes on a guys dick until he cums down her throat

Aye bro she a guzzle neck

by Bop4ahot December 20, 2013