Grunk

A retard of war who is not capable of basic human movement but is still somehow welcomed to the battlefield. Otherwise known as grunk. A grunk is a man who has spent their entire life training for this moment and then just plff dies

DIE GRUNK

by ZestySwiggerHigger January 12, 2018

Grunked

When you are grappled, or incapacitated, in D&D with a creature's tongue.

If you're swallowed that's when you know: You got grunked hard

Ah, the Mohrg's got me...
Shit man, you've been grunked.

Damn that frog grunked me hard

by John Roleplay June 7, 2021

Grunk

1. Being an asshole while still keeping friends
2. Being an outgoing person
3. Another word for improvisation

1. Man, I hate that dude, but he's still my friend. That Grunk.
2. Oh geez, he came dressed up as a Crawfish! What a Grunk!
3. Man, I love Grunk!

by Lord Of Grunk November 8, 2017

grunking

taking a piss on someone in a movie theater, while specifically watching the Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle movie.

"A man was caught grunking on people."

by TGMania September 13, 2025

Grunk

It's grunk, it's whatever it mean at the moment in time.

"That's not very grunk of you." "Hey grunk, how you grunkin grunk Master?"

by BurningTimber November 9, 2019

Grunk

A combination of Golf and Drinking. Golf is in fact a drinking sport. Being Grunk is all about playing golf the way it was meant to be played, absolutely shmammered.

Hey Honey, I am going out for 18 with the boy. We are getting Grunk, Don't wait up!

by GrunkDolfer December 18, 2021

Grunk Nugget

A short tempered small person that refuses that they are short

"You're such a grunk nugget"

by Jake.Daly July 24, 2025