Gout

When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.

Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.

by Sans the Lucario July 6, 2018

Gout Gout

There is fast, there is faster, there is fastest and then there is Gout Gout. It’s a measure of speed like the blink of an eye.

When you make an order and you asked, how long will it take? and if they say Gout Gout, that means in the blink of an eye.

by Saraagi92105 December 7, 2024

Gout

When a chimney loves another chimney very much, they have chimney babies. And that is how you get the gout. Due to this one with the gout only lives for seven days.

Dan: I have it(the gout). Terrible. Seven days to live.
Suzy: How did you get it?
Dan: From a 17th century chimney.

by Rambau33 June 30, 2017

Gout

A shortened version of get out.

Bro1: "Bro someone named Mr.Sexysmexyzestyhornyrooster69 just tried to add me like I aint adding you back bro 😭😭💀💀"
Bro2: "GET OU-"
Me: "Nah bro, it's GOUT."
Funni

by Randomfy May 2, 2025

weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.

Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!

by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018

Gouting

To cut off someone’s fingers or toes and stick them in your holes. The amount of fingers or toes you can fit inside you is called a gecord.

“Yo bro we’re gonna go Gouting this afternoon, you wanna come with”

“Nah, I already have the gecord.

by RPissOnYa January 4, 2025

Gout

"Get out"

Two guys in a conversation
Levi: *Tells a stupid joke* (like usually)
Adam: GOUT!

by Sujeev May 16, 2025