gorp

GORP
gorp gorps gorping gorped \v -ED, -ING, -S to suck

See example below as a more polite (but just as insulting to the aware) version of suck a dick.

"Your mom's hot."
"Gorp a dork."

by Nick July 15, 2004

gorp

When a young male is trained by his fader to orally retrieve and burst his flappy ones with his teeth

Her son lets burst a big one together

by Manja September 30, 2003

gorp

the stuff that comes out of a girl's va-j-j when she is aroused

she came, gorp squirting all over my face

by snehvit October 9, 2016

gorp

Granola, Oats, and Raisins, and Peanuts! As featured in the Jimmy Fallon Skit, EW.

Paraphrase: Dad: "Hey Girls, Your Mother Just Made Some Fresh Gorp!"

Girls: "Ew! What's ThAAt?"

Dad: "Granola, Oats and Raisins and Peanuts!" *Repeats in a Song Type of Fashion*

by DankDefinitions568 May 19, 2016

GORP

Garbage On Retention for Posperity; business & finance term, used by auditors, IT, finance; used in big audit & consulting firms from 1980s to 2000s. used as "miscellaneous" category for backup data provided for later reference.

don't know how we'll use that information, but let's file it for later reference under "GORP"

by 3LionsG June 1, 2018

Gorp

Dork. In the early 1980s, the word Gorp was used in some instances for a person now known as a dork. Usually only reserved for adolescent boys in the awkward stage. Also thought of as an uncool person that can’t get a girlfriend due to his goofy-ness.

That kid with all the acne, oily hair, old man clothes and goofy laugh is a real gorp.

by WX Man March 6, 2020

Gorp

To eat food while making the food itself

Person #1: Do you think you will be able to make it to the football game?
Person #2: Nah, I'm trying to gorp this omelette rn
Person #1: Oh shit, I think I might join in

by Anoymous Number 1 October 1, 2020