gorping

You will need two people and a dead pregnant woman. To gorp, or "gorping" requires that you place the body of a recently deceased pregnant woman under a raised plat form, such as a ladder or a tree. One person then climbs the ladder or tree, and one person places their mouth over the exposed vagina of said dead woman. Person one then jumps on the stomach of the women which causes the dead fetus to shoot out the vagina into the mouth of person two. What you choose to do from here is up to the individual.

Peter, meet me at the cemetery at midnight. I have a strong urge to go gorping tonight.

by RichDangerously December 24, 2007

gorp

the noise a dog makes whilst choking on a tennis ball

"GORP" the dog gagged

by gorpman7463 February 14, 2022

gorped

To have eaten or drank something extremely fast.

You gorped that pizza!
He gorped my water before I even got one sip.

by DRAGONSLAYER44 April 20, 2016

gorp

When one furry fucks another.

The duck's gonna gorp the bunny!

by Matt Hutson September 24, 2006

gorp

A person who intentionally smells their own or someone elses bodily discharges in order to get off.

I was in the movie theater and I gorped a sulfery fart. My blood pressure rose so much, I jizzed in my popcorn.

by niggalodeon September 18, 2003

Gorp

a large, ungainly person who's arms and legs are too long for their body.

Wow, did you see that guy? What a gorp!

by werdwiz June 21, 2010

gorp

When one proceeds to phart and releases fecal matter into his/her undergarment. (the reason we wear undergarments in the first place)

Oh snap, I just gorped and it burned my thigh!

by steve August 13, 2004