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A session of intense "edging" that ultimately results in the person pleasuring themselves bearing the facial expressions of/looking like a 'goon', a ridiculous person, a fool, a human manifestation of a comedy of errors. The person's mind will be so overcome with euphoria from the edging that their facial expressions will fluctuate between a range of goofy and downright ridiculous. They probably will not be able to communicate with you beyond grunting like a wild ape.
Did you see his face while he was gooning? Guy looked like an absolute fucking retard!
Gooning by AIU December 5, 2023
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To goon. Gooning is simply defined by edging for an extended period, typically inducing a trance-like state.
I was gooning for 7 hours last night
gooning by GuyDefinesGooning December 8, 2023
The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons
Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!
Gooning by ImoGod December 8, 2023
gooning means edging for more than 5 hours
: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours now
: Yeah, he is Gooning
gooning by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023
Gooning is when you edge for more than 5 hours.
: That guy has been edging for at least 5 hours

: Yeah, hes gooning.
Gooning by watermelonenjoyer December 22, 2023
When you rub the inside of your leg so hard it begins to turn red.
Person 1: I was gooning so long last night look at my leg.
Person 2: Nah look at my leg i goonmax all day
gooning by RobzookaZombie December 29, 2023
What you do with Jared Bared in the back
Yo Jared! Let’s start gooning!
Gooning by Giga niga123 June 26, 2024