Glump

Verb: to glump, glumped (past tense)
Adjective: glumping, glumpy

For a word with so many uses, it is notoriously hard to define; like a cloud floating on the breeze of a summer's day it is ever-changing, but continues to inspire and awe. It may well refer to a certain ejection of bodily fluids, but could equally refer to the act of generating them instead. Moreso, it is a word for togetherness, camaraderie, and instils faith that the night will be good, because it will be a night spent in good company.

After a long night in Wetherspoons, things were getting glumpy for Alex and Stewart

"I'm gonna get so glumped tonight"

by BigGill July 19, 2025

Glump

A pretty cool guy

John: hey Glump, what's up?

Glump: oh, hi john.

by Glump_ December 28, 2025

Glumping

Giving a ugly ass nigger named troy a alabama hot pocket

We are ALL glumping

by Pierre Da goat January 30, 2025

Glumping

The act of sealing a man's urethra to prevent the escape of semen during any sexual act. This can be done by many methods; sealing, clamping, or clogging ones urethra.

My girlfriend and I tried glumping for the first time, it was painful but in a good way.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

Cum Glump

It can be classified as the accumulation of semen within a males shaft as a result of Glumping. It can also be utilized as a derogatory term.

My doctor said I had an impressive Cum Glump built up after I glumpmaxed for a year straight.

Shut up you Cum Glump.

by Forest Glump June 2, 2024

glump

a man with a bleached butthole and a glazing body

i met this man yesterday, he was a glump

by jasib August 2, 2024

Glump score

The amount of ball pit balls (usually 2 inches in diameter) one can put inside their rectum. At least half of a ball must be inside for it to count. Someone can have up to 2 glump scores depending on whether the balls are lubricated or not.

Guy 1: Hey bro! What's your glump score?
Guy 2: I've gotten 20 dry, but with lube i'm able to get up to 30.

by Lighty2TF April 2, 2024