Glomping

Glomping is the act of jumping on someone in an excited and slightly pervy manner. For example if your friend is happy or slightly horny, be aware for nearby flying objects. :P

"OMG I AM SO HAPPY! YOU ARE GOING TO BE GLOMPED NEXT TIME I SEE YOU"

"LOOK OUT! YOU ARE GOING TO GET A PROPER GLOMPING"

by Leshmodinome October 22, 2012

glomp

A ginormous invasive hug in which the "glomper" covers the entire "glompee's" body.
Often in tackle form.

Tyler ran up to Caitlin and glomped her.
She fell down.

by The real Soup February 21, 2009

glompage

Glompage (adj)The act of glomping another.

Ex:
Person 1: OMG! Glompage *runs and glomps a person*
Person 2: ack! *falls over*

by Becca-Boo October 23, 2007

Glompity

For something or someone to be slimy or wet in a smelly way.

A blob fish becomes Glompity when it sits in the sun for too long.

by Evthewordmaster June 1, 2023

Glomp

(v.) - To shit on someone sexually.

(n.) - A shit that you did on someone sexually.

I glomped the homies goodnight.

I ate the glomp I did on my homie.

by The Ohio Booty Tickler October 22, 2023

Double Glomp

To glomp with double the energy and power.....usually ending with somebody injured.

Person A: (Double glomps Person B)
Person B: (Has a broken rib) Oww, why did you double glomp me?
Person A: I missed you ^___^

by Super Duper Mega Ultra November 27, 2009

cum glops

The too-tired-to-clean-up, middle-age female, after-intercourse byproduct that impacts a smooth, audibly amplifying surface during the inevitable morning bathroom piss-rush.

Damn! Did you hear those cum glops hit the floor?!
Yeah. I did. That itchy, sticky shit has been up inside of me for the last 8 hours.
Seems like you should be doin' some special exercises to maybe tighten things up a bit 'down there'.
Fuck you!

by YAWA April 26, 2022