Gerald

The goop found in the foreskin of uncircumcised men mostly from Russia and Iran.

Common name in Russia for men that don’t know when to shut their whore mouth.

Boris used a warm towel to wipe the Gerald off his pecker.

by Ivan kikdovagin January 3, 2020

Gerald

Gentlemanly, Handsome, well dressed, etc.

“You look like a Gerald.”
“Ooo... Gerrraaalllddd...”

by Jers Guru June 17, 2019

Gerald

a dirty piece of trash.

"ew, there goes Gerald."

by anonymous October 1, 2021

Gerald

When the ash on your blunt/joint/cigarette gets so long that it looks like Gerald's hair from Hey Arnold.

"Yo bro, ash that Gerald!"

by ThatArielleChick September 26, 2011

Gerald

A rapist that indulges only in little kids. Usually has a bulbous head

Watch out little Becky and Timmy, Gerald comes out at night

by Suwoop4747 September 17, 2016

Gerald

The strong silent type. Very muchly of Cuban descent. Holds the universe together in his bare hands. His only weakness is water that is not deemed pure by The magical unicorn fairies of angels of God. He can be a homicidal maniac and will fuck you up. you're only warning is if he bursts into rapid fire spanish. you can run, but you won't run far because he will create a crater and it will suck your soul from yo' body!

Guy 1: F*** YOU GERALD!!!
Guy 2: dude shut the hell up! do you wanna be sucked into a soul sucking crater???
Guy 1: oh my gawd it's true...
Gerald: Voy a pisar el patio de su cuerpo que culo agujero!!!
Guy 2: don't try to run....
Guy 1: Nooooooooooo-------
Gerald: mmmmm sooooouuullllssss....

by FreeSnickers October 6, 2011

gerald

when the ash on your blunt, joint, or cigarette piles up so high that it looks like Gerald's hair from "Hey Arnold!".

Jim: Yo dude you might wanna ash soon. Your blunt is geralding hard.

or

Stacy: The gerald on my cig was so high, it fell all over my pants.

by nastyvibrations July 15, 2011