by i hate e-girls March 1, 2020
Get the gaser mug.A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
by fruitbeer June 19, 2013
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There is constipated and there is gassperated. Gassperated is quite a bit worse than constipated. Your whole chest hurts tremendously, you walk as if you have osteoporosis, and you are constantly clutching your belly.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
And even as you are on the toilet, nothing comes out, not a sound, not even gas. You feel as if you need medical intervention.
by dw8177 July 30, 2017
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Get the Gappert mug.Gaspard is perfect; sexy, hot and, charming. He is romantic and caring for the person he loves. He will sometimes not be aware about what he says but don’t worry, he actually cares about you. He is the perfect guy for you!
Random person: I need someone who actually cares about me not some random jerk!
Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!
Random person: You are tru thank you so much!
Me: Get a Gaspard you will see he really is perfect!
Random person: You are tru thank you so much!
by RandomGirl999 July 19, 2019
Get the Gaspard mug.A Gaser is a menttaly sick child that manages to stay alive by reaping fear from other people to fuel his own ego. While they dont quite understand that they are retarded, not funny and 99% of the time dumb.
A gaser would typicly say:
Ide gas! Ide gas nece stati! Baka prase je najbolji jutjuber! (Baka prase is a serbian pedophile, youtuber who promotes this kind of behaviour).
Ide gas! Ide gas nece stati! Baka prase je najbolji jutjuber! (Baka prase is a serbian pedophile, youtuber who promotes this kind of behaviour).
by Vile_Vix the man of wisdom July 20, 2020
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Michael Jackson didn't understand he could not touch kids. HE WAS GASTERFLASTED!
Michael Jackson didn't understand he could not touch kids. HE WAS GASTERFLASTED!
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