fuckstockings

a fools (normally brittish) word for "Godamnit, fuck this."

Also used allot in "FOOL" Christopher Moore.

Pocked realized he had married and shagged his cousin, "Fuckstockings!"

by Z0mbiez! June 9, 2010

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Fucksnort

Definition: fucksnort (n): The queef-like sound a vagina makes during coitus when air is forced in by a penis or similar object and then expelled around the outside of the penis. This phenomenon is due to the combination of a temporary seal of air around the penis inside the vagina and a rapid increase in air pressure inside the vagina during an inward stroke of vaginal penetration. A fucksnort typically occurs during deep, heavy penetration and can be the source of a good laugh or an awkward moment, depending on the people involved.

Example: After several hours of mindless drinking on a camping trip up in North GA, Eli retired to his tent to nail this girl from behind, and she let out such a big fucksnort that John, Mark, and Joe could hear it in their tents. We all had a good laugh, and then Eli nutted in her hair. When she didn't complain, Jack explained that "some girls just want to get fucked".

by FatTails February 19, 2011

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fuckstration

Frustration over lack of sex. Emotion felt or expressed when something is getting in the way of reaching your sexual potential, fulfilling fantasies or just plain having sex or fucking.

My fuckstration is that I want to have a threesome but I'm afraid to go down on another girl. Do you think she'll get off if I use a dental dam? I'm so fuckstrated.

by cee jay January 10, 2006

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Fuckstrated

A state of extreme frustration.

This damn job is making me fuckstrated!

by iParatrooper February 25, 2011

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Fuckstruction

When you know a person that is a complete ball of chaos, stress, clutter, aggravating, and frustrating. Just like a CONSTRUCTION site.

Melanie:: OMG have you seen or been by Sarah lately?

Alfonso, Josh, & Alex. :: Hell no, I don’t fuck with her no more. She’s a total FUCKSTRUCTION!!!

by M1salan1eas October 29, 2020

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