fucking dog sucking bitch

Some thing you say to some one when they kill you in a game

*dies in game* OH MY FUCKING GOD HE IS A FUCKING DOG SUCKING BITCH

by Conner, The Recorder Of Justin March 8, 2021

Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit

this is the word that you would use when you get pissed or annoyed but then laugh at the same time.

Narrator: The computer crashes!

Nelson: What the Mother-Fucking-Dog-Shit!!!

by drawghanz January 27, 2010

you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog

perhaps the most offensive and all-encompasing insult ever conceived. either Portugese or Afrikaans in origin.

dude1: go on, say "you were born from your mother's asshole, because her cunt was too busy being fucked by a dog"

dude2: you were born from your mother's assho <dude1 punches 2 in face>

by b4stard November 10, 2005

Fucking the dog

Jerking off into your coffee in the breakroom

So i walked in and saw a bunch of guys in the break room fucking the dog

by BeerWeedVape April 15, 2021

Fucking the Dog

When you work on oil rigs and u're in the "doghouse" ( brakeroom) screwing around...

Ramie's in there fucking the dog and the rest of us are killing ourselves.

by anonymous January 31, 2023

fuck the dog

Make breakfast in Canada but using mostly syrup, poutine and eggs bought with only 5 Canadian pesos

Matt was tired from his sales job and partying all night so you decided to fuck the dog since he didn't have his wallet.

by Ethree6 April 22, 2022

I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!

Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub

by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022