Fruncle

A friend of the family that has taken on the role of the uncle.

Yo you see Matty G. he's my daughter's Fruncle .

by X-Ray87 May 24, 2016

bejunkle funkle

A slang term for when a banana get stuck in your ass and when you go to pull it out your hand knocks a hair dryer into a bathtub, killing whoever is inside.

"Shit man how'd he die?"
"Steve musta bejunkle funkled him."

by linkle finkle October 29, 2017

Franklen

A person who is lucky enough to know a Jeffrey (see Jeffrey).

Franklen is so lucky. He gets to be friends with a Jeffrey.

by DeerInTrees January 31, 2014

frinkles

noun.

A combination of Freckles (or Frown) and Wrinkles.

Josephine had just turned 27.

"Look how old you are, you've got frinkles" gasped Tarkquin

by Sminkypinky January 8, 2010

funkleheimer

a word used when 'fuck' is not appropriate. commonly said when you begin to say fuck but end up saying 'funkleheimer'.

"you stupid motherfu-funkleheimer!"
said once you begin to say 'fuck'.

by daniel knight July 7, 2003

Frunkie

Freaky, frozen, junkie.

Uncle is being a real frunkie today, and he is scaring me!

by Uncle Frunkie February 25, 2004

frankles

The presence of cankles and frists in the same person.

Always known as a portly woman, in summer attire Beth's frankles were painfully obvious.

by Sir Unconcerned October 16, 2009