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The act of penetration so deep into the human anus that the result is a overly expanded ass hole resembling the size of a grape fruit.
by Tom The Grape Fruiter January 27, 2011
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guy 2: Meh... I'm sexually frusterated, I can't get over how long it took her to orgasm
guy 2: Meh... I'm sexually frusterated, I can't get over how long it took her to orgasm
by Gizrik November 9, 2016
Get the sexually frusterated mug.An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.
Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.
10 years later:
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.
Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.
Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.
10 years later:
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.
Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?
Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.
Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.
by JesseG88 December 15, 2006
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Disoriented from a controlled substance, meds, or alchol.
Disoriented from a controlled substance, meds, or alchol.
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