frostie jim

When you pew in a condom then freeze it and the a girl uses it like a dildo

Bob: so what did you and amy do last night

Ryan: well I gave her a frostie jim

by How are you guys doing June 13, 2018

Frostie

A deliciously cold beer

Hey Rick. How about a frostie after this climb

by Tboy1 September 4, 2018

Frostiest Barrel

A FROSTY beverage that will want to make you put your dick in a freezer. Absolutely delicious concocktion that is creamy and rock solid. Recipe below:

- 1/2 cup of your favorite ice cream (chocolate is best)
- 1/2 cup milk
- 2 shots of Rumchata
- 1 shot of 99 Proof (Root Beer flavor)

Shake in strainer and enjoy

Dude my mom said the milk is almost expired. Go whip me up your Frostiest Barrel!

by COCKtail enjoyer July 8, 2022

Melon Frostie

The sexual act involving a male participant depositing his seed onto the cheast of a consenting female. This act must take place in winter conditions so the semen can immediately begin to freeze when making contact with the breast. A melon frostie can be reinacted during warmer weather in a large cool room or freezer. - RVAL

Rob: Where did Alex go?
He snuck out into the backyard for a quick Melon Frostie, he had waited 6 months for this weather!

by Brofenition March 21, 2016

Chill your frosting

Phrase. Chill your frosting is a phrase used to request somebody to de-escalate their rhetoric / argument.

Similar to / can substitute calm down

'Oi, chill your frosting!'
'Chill your frosting, mate'
'Oh him, he needs to chill his frosting'

by sensibl3 May 1, 2019

frosting the bowl

v. generally limited to non-commercial/industrial strength toilets: when, after dropping anchor you flush, your deposit smears all over the side of the bowl on the way down. The weak-ass water pressure is unable to 'lick' the bowl clean.

I took this iceberg dump and, like, totally frosted the bowl when I flushed.

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 16, 2003

Jack Frosting

Cum that was expelled through masturbation, ie- "Jacking", and has not been cleaned up, allowing it to go shiny and slightly crisp, like cake frosting.

Typically found in teenagers bedrooms, although fully grown men that have wank addictions have been known to jack frost their carpet on a regular basis.

Danielle thought she had hit the jackpot with Steven. He was kind, considerate, and seemed to be very house proud. She relaxed happily on the sofa, thinking about how great her relationship was- until she noticed the Jack Frosting on one of the cushions.

by MagickDio April 23, 2010