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Fringe flick

A skillful and rare manoeuvre made only by the most sly and daring of emos when their gay fringe pisses them off to such an extent that any hint of self-control and/or restraint that they had over themselves disappears. The initial relief that the emo experiences upon flicking their homosexual hair out of their face is near orgasmic...but I suppose anything is in comparison to the mental agony they're in...
"Dammit, I can't see a thing..."
*Bumps into a lampost*
"Oh God...That hurt...That lampost totally, like, didn't understand me...I can feel the pain coursing right through me, tearing me apart from the inside, just like when I get my gay fringe cut at the hairdressers'...I'll cut myself when I get home so I can deal with all of my imaginary problems better...Of course, the pain's nothing compared to the emotional pain I'm in...This fringe is getting too much...I can't take it anymore...Maybe if I just give it a quick flick, no one will notice and I'll be able to see where I'm going for a split second...But...What if someone sees? They won't think of me as being 'hardcore' anymore...Uh...Oh, fuck it. It's all in my eyes and up my nose and it tickles."
*Fringe flick*
"Ahhh..."
by Criminal Activist November 25, 2007
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Fringe [bangs]

a. what we americans call bangs. its a hairstyle

b. to be completely stressed to the point of having a break down.
a. wow she most certainly cut her hair because the last time i checked she didnt have a fringe bangs.

b. he was so angry with the world that many said he lived on the fringe.
by Shebbba October 9, 2008
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Fringe of Wisdom

A fringe that contains wisdom. The person who possesses the fringe may access this wisdom at anytime. The person who possesses the fringe is also extremely attractive.
Person 1: homg like how did you know that?
Person 2: I have the Fringe of Wisdom
by lolimunchkin April 18, 2010
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fringe fries

Those nasty, crunchy, dried-up fries that have been sitting under the heat lamp at a fast food restaurant for a couple of hours. These are often given to customers when they're almost out, but haven't made a new batch of fries yet.
I went to McDonald's the other day, and at least a third of my fries were fringe fries.
by psychroclasm October 27, 2011
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fringe sex

The act of using one's fringe in order to give somebody sexual pleasure.

Particularly enjoyed by those who harbour a rather unusual fetish for fringes, fringe sex works best with a long straight fringe that can more easily be wrapped around the genitals.
Last night I gave Morris fringe sex. I've never seen him so happy.
by Mustaphalopolis August 22, 2007
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Fringe Friends

1. A person you kindof know and who kindof knows you too. Possibly met at a class or in a group gathering. Someone you would be willing to wave and smile at but not someone you would stop and talk to.
2. A person you do not know very well but it is awkward to not aknowledge them when you see them.
You see *Katie* in the halls. You wave, she waves back. You keep walking and so does she.
*You two are fringe friends, you notice and pay attention but nothing more than that.
by Eyecrosser March 12, 2009
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Fringe Festival

A Fringe Festival is an event showcasing a selection of shows from small companies.
Shows can range from stand up comics, improv, comedies, farces, poetry, storytelling, or just about anything else that you can perform, givin a venue.
Shows put on tend to be cutting edge, contraversial, eclectic, low budget, and easily accesible by the public.
The Edinburgh Fringe festival is the first, and Largest Fringe Festival in the world
by Iain July 25, 2004
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