I want to French dip your noodle

A low-key and confusing sex joke. Or is it?

Girl: "I want to French dip your noodle."
Guy: "Go right ahead, you know where the kitchen is ... Wait what?"

by Shutupand August 23, 2016

French Dip

Its where you are vigorously eating out your partner while shoving a baguette dipped in marinara down their throat

Baby, I want to try the French Dip tonight.

by PP destroyer May 9, 2018

French Dip

(Verb) To ejaculate onto a stomach and then proceed to dip the tip of the penis into the belly button.

I want some French Dip tonight

by youresogoodlooking November 29, 2021

French Dip

The act of a man inserting a large Dip of Copenhagen into his lip and then spitting it onto a females vagina covered in Roast Beef.

Marquisha smelled good, she must French Dip.

by Seymour Busch October 31, 2016

French dip

For moisture dip the toilet paper in the bowl after dumping for a little extra clean wipe

That nigga hit my ass with the French dip

by Poppa na$tie March 8, 2021

French Dip

Rub your hand on your sack, gather plenty of sweat and slap your buddy in the face

Instead of giving Jimbo a Roman Soldier, try a French Dip. No need to drop your pants to be effective but it has the same effect.

by Skilzmagoo October 2, 2015

French dip

Going back and forth from anal to pussy fucking, especially facilitated by the use of prophylactic antibiotics.

Lisa started a course of antibiotics today, so it’s perfect timing for a French dip tonight.

by Lisa Pies July 2, 2025