FPS

Fuck Patrick Star! The famous starfish from Spongebob Squarepants! I came up with it!

Hey, Patrick star is gay, FPS

by YouTubeaholic June 12, 2009

FPS

Stands for Fake Penis Syndrome. When the front of a man's pants stands out, as if he has an erection or the chubs.

"Dude...that guy over there is eye-fucking you hardcore. I think it's because of your FPS."
"Is that Andy Dick?"

by SubUrban Drummer May 19, 2010

FPS

Friend Protective Services - a place called to protect friends from violent friends and/or losers.

If you don't stop kicking my ass I'm gonna call FPS on you.

by kvanessa April 29, 2015

Fps

Fat pussy syndrome

That girl has fps

by Allie2018 January 16, 2018

FPS

FPS means fuck people sideways

Brandon wanted to FPS

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by YOURNANSDMS June 2, 2018

FPS

Fat Pussy Syndrome

Whenever she wears yoga pants you can tell she has FPS.

by BigWack24 November 1, 2018

Fps

Fucks per second.

A unit of how much you care for the video URL someone sent you.

Johnny sent me this hilarious cat video. Totally high Fps.

by Noitwalker August 7, 2020