A Missouri fountain usually occurs when an elderly man inserts anal beads up inside of his asshole to leave for six days. A presumably younger woman would rip the anal beads out of the elderly man's asshole while in a fetal, ass up position causing the fountain of shit to copulate within the woman's vagina.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
The regional association is related to Missouri being famous for toasted ravioli.
by clitflicker47 January 17, 2021
Get the Missouri fountainmug. Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid.
Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)
When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)
When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth.
I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
by LB and CF January 19, 2021
Get the Fountain of Youthmug. A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
by bichasse June 3, 2016
Get the Splitsville Fountainmug. 1. One who has so much negativity built up inside that they practically spew negativity/negative like a fountain spews water.
2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked.
3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.
2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked.
3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.
Leo: stfu.
Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!!
Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l"
OR
Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!"
Jill: "It'll probably rain."
Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today."
Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!"
Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"
Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!!
Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l"
OR
Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!"
Jill: "It'll probably rain."
Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today."
Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!"
Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"
by the_penguin July 4, 2009
Get the negativity fountainmug. A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.
by Wade666 April 6, 2008
Get the fountain drinkmug. In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.
by jane86 January 31, 2010
Get the Yellow Fountainmug. A girl, preferably Asian and unshaved, performs a handstand whilst urinating. This will create a fountain like shower of urine that eventually cascades down either side of her body, causing the urine to fall from her pubes into her eyes, nose, and mouth, or down her ass crack into her hair. (Preferably into her nose)
by DGAF3000 January 7, 2014
Get the The Golden Fountainmug.