The only correct way to write, and the superior writing instrument. All other writing instruments cower in fear under the superiority of fountain pens.
Roses are red, students pay rent, fountain pens are the superior writing instrument
Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!
Hey, is that a fountain pen? Why, yes it is. May I hold it? HELL NO BITCH IT'S MY FUCKING BABY!
by Splash3579 May 28, 2019
Get the Fountain Pensmug. Noun. A bowl like form in the scrotum area filled with any liquid.
Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)
When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Verb. (Fountain of Youthing) When one consumes a liquid from a stretched out scrotum. (commonly in a bowl shape)
When a person stretches out their nut sack and fills the surface with a liquid (another person typically takes a sip from it)
Showered with my girlfriend and she took a sip out of my fountain of youth.
I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
I saw a girl fountain of youthing on the beach with a random guy using water from the ocean.
by LB and CF January 19, 2021
Get the Fountain of Youthmug. A sexual maneuver wherein Person A gives Person B a blowjob, leans in for a kiss, then spits the cum into Person B's mouth without warning.
by bichasse June 3, 2016
Get the Splitsville Fountainmug. 1. One who has so much negativity built up inside that they practically spew negativity/negative like a fountain spews water.
2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked.
3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.
2. One who makes rude comments towards another without being provoked.
3. One whos only method of feeling better is to try making you feel as shitty or shittier than they do.
Leo: stfu.
Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!!
Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l"
OR
Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!"
Jill: "It'll probably rain."
Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today."
Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!"
Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"
Leo: srsly, ur dumbbb!!!
Tom: "u are just a fucking negativity fountain these days!l"
OR
Jack: "I'm on vacation all week!"
Jill: "It'll probably rain."
Jack: "well at least i got my paycheck today."
Jill: "but ur car insurance is due and u owe me 40 bucks!"
Jack: "you don't have to be such a negativity fountain!"
by the_penguin July 4, 2009
Get the negativity fountainmug. A soft drink that you usually get from fast food places. It is a combanation of chemicals that make it taste fresher.
by Wade666 April 6, 2008
Get the fountain drinkmug. by fanny flaps May 16, 2022
Get the Flower Fountainmug. In Chinese mythology, the Yellow Fountain is the spring where the souls of the dead come to quench their thirst.
by jane86 January 31, 2010
Get the Yellow Fountainmug.