Forrest Gump 

A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.

Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?

Forrest Gump by Luke and Dennis June 11, 2006

forrest ettel 

the most sus person ever created with a really small penis and can’t ever please a woman, his only good quality is perfecting the ding-ding dance. he sounds like the annoying train kid from polar express, and likes indiana

this kid is being such a forrest ettel

forrest ettel by patty kinsey September 12, 2020

Forrest Gump 

Greatest ping pong player in the world.

Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."

Forrest Gump by Jackerfack September 30, 2009

Forrest Gump 

A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.

Forrest Gump will kick your ass.

Forrest Gump by fork82 October 16, 2011

Forrest Gump Beat Down 

Throwing someone a ass whuppin while not showing any emotions whatsoever.

I gave the mark Forrest Gump beat down for hitting my kids

Forrest Gump Beat Down by Caligula Black April 29, 2009

Forrest Dump

When two people defecate simultaneously back to back. Can occur anywhere, not defined by location. Definition comes from the scene when Forrest and Bubba are in Vietnam and sleep back to back. This is the position two people must take in order to share the same toilet, or to poop in an open field with no support structure to lean against.

Jory and I really had to poop but there was only one toilet. We took a quick Forrest Dump before plunging the clearly clogged toilet.

Forrest Dump by Gummers Shenanithon November 30, 2011

forrest kline

Forrest Kline is the lead singer in an amazing band called Hellogoodbye. He likes to wear short shorts and long socks, from what I've seen. He's from Huntington Beach, California and has an adorable dog named Gordie and a gorgeous girlfriend named Chelsea. Forrest and the rest of Hellogoodbye - Jesse, Marcus and Chris- are amaaaaazingggg!

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun?!" "A roman (roaming) catholic!" -Forrest Kline @ a show.

forrest kline by Hoajdhjfgjsssssk July 18, 2006