Foodcourt Bride

A young, generally Eastern European, Hispanic, or Southeast Asian woman who has legally come to the US to work a low-paying job such as at mall foodcourt eateries- but unlike American born counterparts, is still immediately trying to get married (most likely to secure full citizenship).

If she were still in her native country she'd be on several of the mail order bride websites trying to get over here.

Also called: Maid order bride and food order bride

The Bulgarian girl who works at Wendy's is a total foodcourt bride. Everytime I'm there she flirts, gives me free stuff, and asks me if i'm married and have kids. I think her visa's about to expire.

by Michael Goulis March 25, 2008

Foodoo

A mystical phenomenon whereupon ingesting food of a seemingly mild and insipid nature, the consumer is received the following day by a most violent and fiery bowel motion. A movement that is most unwelcome and unexpected, and can only be interpreted as a result of sorcery and spirit possession.

“That Nando’s I had yesterday has gone through me with a vengeance, and I only used the Lemon & Herb sauce.”

“Ah that’s Foodoo mate.”

by DonLooper July 13, 2018

Foodboner

An erection that occurs whilst thinking about having a steamy threesome with your roommate and his large, hawaiian pizza.

Dude, I have such a raging foodboner right now.

by IHeartCthulhu June 23, 2011

foodtown

amazing chain of supermarkets in new jersey and some surrounding states. working there is only fun when there are no customers.

Let's go to foodtown, I hear it's 10 for 10 snapple week.

by jennnnnnnnnnnn May 30, 2005

Footnote

A person who treated you some type of way, pulled all the strings the right and wrong way. So you gotta drop them first. Make them a thing that is additional or less important. P.S it's better than the other definitions

Girl is treating a guy
The guy says fuck it
Boom tells her she's a footnote.

by Pwolly420 September 26, 2019

fooddoofing

the act of turning any word or phrase into a palindrome

Matt began his fooddoofing rampage by turning the word "orange" into the palindrome "orangeegnaro."

by Matt Sparkman and Jon Brown May 27, 2008

foodoconiosis

shortness of breath related to extreme overeating

The patient succumbed to foodoconiosis after "THANKSGIVING IN JULY" at Bob's Big Boy.

by drterry June 2, 2008