While your girlfriend is having an upset stomach, screw her in the ass until she shits diarrhea over your dick making it look like a fondue fountain.
Girl: Oh yeah, oh yeah, i am going to shit all over your dick
Guy: Thats right, give me a Fondue Fountain
Guy: Thats right, give me a Fondue Fountain
by ThatsGross June 17, 2010
A medley of exquisite French cheese mixed inside a French woman's vagina and eaten at high altitude in either France or Switzerland. See HAM or HAC for more.
by Cats dima bilan February 22, 2014
Act of having a woman lay on her back with her legs and gizzard spread wide - fill her gizzard with honey, chocolate, butter etc. and then dip bite-sized pieces of fruit, lobster etc. in her until soaked with a mixture of the pussy juice and whatever you put in her - enjoy!
by BahamaBoy June 8, 2005
-Dude, I totally French fondued my girlfriend yesterday!
-Awesome! Did you get chocolate all over the place?
-Awesome! Did you get chocolate all over the place?
by Sean Payne October 17, 2007
When a number of Males ejaculate in to a bowl, then use said hot cum bowl to dip various food stuffs as a post orgasm meal.
That fag fondue was exquisite!
by Corby oconner September 28, 2010
When someone is dating someone that is either too ugly, old, young, or just plain wrong for them. It can also be used when you're dating someone in a much lower socio-economic class or someone of a different race or level of intelligence.
Fred: Dude, so who're you into these days?
Tim: This freshman in high school. She's really cute.
Fred: Gross... you're a sophomore in college. Way to start dippin' in the fondue.
Katie: What do you think about me dating Joe?
Jen: Are you serious? He's so fugly. You'd be hardcore dippin' in the fondue.
The playmates who date Hugh Hefner
The late Anna Nicole Smith with her rich, old, crusty husband
Tim: This freshman in high school. She's really cute.
Fred: Gross... you're a sophomore in college. Way to start dippin' in the fondue.
Katie: What do you think about me dating Joe?
Jen: Are you serious? He's so fugly. You'd be hardcore dippin' in the fondue.
The playmates who date Hugh Hefner
The late Anna Nicole Smith with her rich, old, crusty husband
by SickLax69 August 14, 2011
When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass, pulls out and his dick is covered in shit. Similar to banana dipped Chocolate Fondue.
by Matt Merry (ie. The Midnight Cowboy) May 2, 2008