fluke tip

to be a flake or not show up for stuff.

hey fluke tip why didn't you go last night?
The fluke tip didn't show up, like always.

by Jeff Hovland October 24, 2006

Fluke Fuck

A one time hook-up that would not have happened under any other circumstances.

"Yeah you got cheeks last night, But it was a Fluke Fuck. She didnt even remember it happening the next day."

by Ian and Michael Richards February 11, 2009

fluke trash

A phrase commonly used in the world of sports. Most commonly refers to a player or event that at first glance seems perfectly legitimate, but upon closer examination is just a steaming pike of fluke trash. In other words, they are a fraud, a joke, a loser, garbage, etc. Some examples of fluke trash in the sports world are the San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series title, Scott Kazmir, Miles Austin, Barry Zito, Rebecca Black, and of course the biggest fluke trash of them all, fatt cain.

Uneducated Fan: Yo dood! Matt Cain is so good! He had a scoreless streak where he averaged 5 innings a start in the playoffs for 3 games! Hooray hes our ace!

Educated Fan: Yawn, his name is Fatt Cain, and he sucks, is not even close to our real ace, Tim Lincecum, and is a fat piece of fluke trash.

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Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2007: Man we really hosed the mets in that scott kazmir deal! Dudes a stud!

Tampa Bay Rays GM circa 2011: STFU

by orpheu$ July 27, 2011

Fluke Fund

A discretionary savings account set aside for university undergraduate students exclusively used for the purchasing of contraseptive devises and/or any sexual activities those devises could be used for: condoms, KY jelly, pornographic images of all kinds, whips and chain, stripper-parties, prostitutes, etc. This type of fund is inspired by the law students of Georgetown University, but could be used quite effectively at any institution of higher learning. However, the fund can't be used to buy alcohol since Fluke Funds are entirely fueled by tax-payer contributions. Sexual activities, not excluding orgies, are the only things the account can cover.

"Say, Dude. I'm seeing Cassandra tonight."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."

by RBKC34 June 18, 2012

Fluke Skywalker

Someone who does something correct by chance, but then claims to have done it on purpose.

1: Wow! what a fluke!
2: Nah mate, I meant to do that.
1: Of course, Fluke Skywalker. Of course.

by broofmo February 23, 2017

Fluke Dome

Created by LowTierGod, Its when a girl tickles your penis while stroking and sucking, causing multiple feelings. lmao

Samantha gave me that crucial Fluke Dome!

by lucifaah July 14, 2020

Fluke God

The god of luck and chance, especially in the game of poker. Prey to fluke god to give you luck!

shit i only have a pair, comon fluke god gimme a good river!

by doofer101 April 11, 2005