Floral Park

Listen, I know you've seen a LOT of people say Floral Park sucks because we got nothing to do here. But let me tell you how it really is....
-Yes, kids start drinking in 8th grade (not when their 8 or even 5, like I've heard).
-Yes, people do smoke A LOT (starting in 9th-10th grade)
-Yes, we do have a lot of nail salons and bars.
-Yes, we do have really good cops that keep us safe from the homies in elmont and south floral park.
-No, we don't think we live in the OC.
-No, we don't have crazy emo people.
-No, we don't consider ourselves black.
-We're just Long Islanders who mind our own business (and who pay higher taxes then some rich ass people in the Hamptons) so if you got a problem with us, fuck off and just don't come here then.

Guy from Floral Park - "Floral Park is cool."

Guy from Garden City - "We got more money than you go back to your poor ass 'hood'."

Guy from Floral Park - "Why don't you go cry to your mommy before I kick your ass there."

by Flo Po Lax January 26, 2009

Floral Park

Small town on the border of Queens and Nassua filed with a healthy mix of drunk and sexed up wiggers/punks/preps (as well as the rest of the generic population.) To those above the age of 30, Flo Po may seem like a future parent's dream land. To those under the age of 18 (or without a liscense), it worst place on Long Island to live. Esp to those teenagers that attend Floral Park Memorial.

The cops are real assholes in Flo Po.

by Angela March 23, 2005

Floral Shoppe

The most emblematic vaporwave album made by Macintosh Plus (aka Vektroid). It was released in 2011. Actually the second song (Lisa Frank 420/Modern Computing) was memed to death.

Person 1: I'm gonna play Floral Shoppe
Person 2: Oh that album is a e s t h e t i c

by a e s t h e t i c u s e r March 15, 2019

Floriane

To fall in love with a fictional character.

Person A : oh god i am SO in love with Peter Parker.
Person B: shit, you Florianed.

by Peter Parker's wife June 10, 2019

Florian

If you know a Florian you are probably the happiest person in the world. Florian is a wonderful man who does everything for his loved ones. He is the best boyfriend you can have and always manages to make you happy. He always has a funny saying and is super funny. The people who think he's an asshole have no brains and simply don't know him. they are missing something. Florian is often seen with a girl named Louisa, they are made for each other. If you know a Florian, appreciate him, he is the best person that has ever happened to you. You can always rely on him and he loves his family incredibly and would do anything for them. Florian is super handsome and has a beautiful smile and his personality is made of gold.

I met Florian today.
Consider yourself lucky.

by Lou_i October 3, 2023

Florian

The man has a huge dick.. Florian can be a little moody and unpredictable at time's. But hes a decent guy who is loyal and honest, there isn't many like him in this world.

I ran into Florian at the mall the other day.

by Babe63hs7 February 12, 2022

florian

definitely a sexy man that has big wisdom big brain, and spits real facts

this man is a real florian

by gohul March 21, 2021