Flepina

Tajný jazyk, který použijete, pokud se snažíte kamuflovat to, co se ve skutečnosti snažíte říct.

Z lat.: Flecto (křivit), alpinus (alpsky) = křivit alpsky (tzn. křivit pravdu ve velkém)

"Včera jsme potkali mého otravného souseda, tak jsem všem snažil nenápadně flepinou naznačit, že bychom ho neměli poslouchat."

"Moc dobře veděla, o čem jsme se bavili, a tak ani flepina nepomohla."

by NavYn March 9, 2016

E-Flee

Writing an email to a co-worker knowing that it will prompt an in-person confrontation and then leaving your desk.

E-mail:

Dear coworker,

i would like to talk to you about something controversial or of a delicate nature over email that will cause you to want to visit my desk.

Action:

sender sends email and then E-Flee's by going on lunch, break or flee's the office/country.

by kurbycar32 January 19, 2010

fake flexing

When you flex something that isn’t yours

Ex: “Hey let me borrow your gucci belt to post on my story “
“Damn bro why you fake flexing”

by Shikaflaka October 29, 2017

Flesh Cigar

A penis.

There was an article in the New York Post that claimed Fidel Castro gave the ol' flesh cigar to 35 000 women.

by SafeHouse October 12, 2010

brain flex

Promoting oneself or degrading another by means of intelligence. Usually over social media.

This liberal snowflake tried to brain flex on me.

by Findpeacewithginger February 25, 2017

Hamdan Flexing

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1

i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING

by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

Flexual Harassment

When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.

Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.

by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018