Shit House Flim Flam

The act of hiding out in the bathroom to avoid an unfavorable task.

Leo: "where you been?"
Todd: "I saw you fuckers practicing PLF's so I pulled a shit house flim flam."

by AlexLewis November 17, 2016

Eggy Flambé

A foreign word that sometimes gets lost in translation. On some occasions it could be a delicious meal, on others it could mean suffering to the greatest degree.

Eggy flambé time? Yes. Eggy flambé time.

by Debbie. August 18, 2020

Flagpole Wedgie

A wedgie where the victim is hoisted up to the top of a flagpole by their underwear. This is the best form of wedgie if you want the victim to suffer the longest, and if done in the summer, can last for days.

I gave this nerd called Jake a flagpole wedgie during summer vacation. I stripped him to his briefs and strung him up on the flagpole, giving him water and canned beans three times a day. I managed to keep this nerd up there for six days, and by the time a construction worker got him down, he was a mess (his underwear was his bathroom) and he couldn't walk cause of the pain in his butt. I still wedgie Jake to this day.

by Rappunk799 June 16, 2014

Flam Scale

The Flam Scale is used to determine/measure a guys masculinity rated on a scale from 1 to 100, 100 being very flamboyant.

"did you see the way he just flipped his hair? hes definitely a 98 on the flam scale."

"Wait! Is he wearing a V-neck? That rates a 99 on the Flam Scale!"

by missingsocksitsaconspiracy July 21, 2009

flagpoleing

Flagpoleing a sex position where the woman is on your d*ck or flagpole and she is the flag and she waves like flag.

Bill: good night?
John: yeah she was great.
Bill: you bang her?
John: we were flagpoleing

by hercumungous August 1, 2014

flamanglebesh

A form of sneak attack involving humiliation, hilariously absurd tactics, and, occasionally, the uploading of the accompanying video or picture onto the Internet. Can be used as a noun, pronoun, or verb.
See defamation.
Possible root word: flamboyant, as a flamanglebesh is often, "strikingly brilliant, conspicuously elaborate, and excessively showy."

Possibly extracted from bash-Informal.idiom- A thoroughly enjoyable, lively party. (A haven for the Flamanglebesh-an apt and likable pronoun.)

Blinding a friend momentarily with a laser pointer while a strategically-placed accomplice whacks him in the face with a grocery bag of week-old, rotting bait shrimp. Scream, "FLAMANGLEBESH!" Now whip out that cell phone or camcorder and upload to give EVERYONE(Myspace, Facebook, etc.) a good laugh.

"The one who falls asleep first at a party is the main and most likely flamanglebeshee, or, one who has suffered a flamanglebesh; easily recognized and referred to as, 'That guy outside bike-chained to the tree, passed-out, and wearing an actual SLIPPERY WHEN WET traffic sign."

by Luke the Nuke October 3, 2006

Awkward Flagpole

Noun; Part of the whole awkward "family" (i.e. Awkward Turtle). Used when someone says something awkward, and no one knows what to do. Used mostly when someone says something to try to be funny, and it doesnt work.

One makes the awkward flagpole by making fists with both hands and staking them on top of each other 3 times. On the 4th time, the hand on top opens, and the fingers start to wave and look like a flag.

My english teacher said something awkward the other day, and our class didnt know what to do, so I made the awkward flagpole and we all cracked up...except my teacher who looked at me weird.

by hazelnut January 18, 2008