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Flailing

1) To begin a, sometimes random and usually pointless task/project, with the full determination and intensity of perfection and completion. When high on crystal meth.
2) Spending an obscene amount of time on a task/project that usually would take no time at all to complete and/or would seem meaningless/pointless to someone else. When high on crystal meth
3) To answer someones question but not fully explaining what one was doing for a long period of time. When high on crystal meth
4) When going through a bin/basket/container full of anything to find what you are looking for; or for nothing in particular in hopes to find something useful. When high on crystal meth
1a) He was flailing with duct-tape and made a pouch to hold Q-Tips in.
1b) I spent all night flailing on the computer coming up with these definitions. (Hardly pointless)
2) John was flailing for 5 hours making something to hold up a book while he typed, even though he has a book holder.
3) "Holy crap, where were you for the last 3 hours?"
"I was flailing....well it sort of turned into a side-flail"
4) I found a box full of random cords and started flailing through it looking for something that might come in handy.
by Fez6911 May 28, 2010
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flailer

a flailer is that guy you might have seen like at the convenient store, he bounces when he walks, and kinda spins when he turns a corner, he over exaggerates his movements... like digging extra extra deep into his pocket while reaching for change... (you know you've seen the type, the fidgety meth-head) that dudes a flailer.
by omnisgnosis September 29, 2012
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flail

(new)origin, Vancouver, BC, Canada
from the word flail, to act with abandon. Has many meanings; losing something can be called flailed, running around like a chicken with your head cut off usually when high on drugs can be called flailing, someone going crazy would be called a flailer, flail would be a bunch of random stuff that a flailer has amassed. Can also refer to wasting time.
"Rob ran through the alleys digging through the dumpsters flailing the night away."
"Janna faliled her backpack in that alleyway over there!"
"Look at all those books, t-shirts and old newspapers, Devin has quite the pile of flail!"
by Crusty Flailer June 27, 2007
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fladdle

Someone who always asks for a toke on a spliff, but doesn't even take it in. Therefore wasting good marijuana and causing much anger/distress.
"You're not having one on this Matt, you never even inhale you fuckin' little fladdle!"
by Green Toe Larry February 29, 2008
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flacid pedro

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.
Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"
by phillyyy March 6, 2011
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Flailbotomist

A person who helps others administer (inject,hit,bang,shoot) drugs.
Do you want some help doing your hit of meth? I happen to be qualified for the job. I'm a flailbotomist.
by So Short June 18, 2017
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faidh

Faidh is a name given to a guy who is very sweet, who would wait for that special person and is very patient. He has the cutest smile, but is shy to do so. He deserves lots of attention and loves to cuddle their person. He's the type of person to spoil you with many gifts unexpectedly. He loves to surprise you a lot. He's also very understanding and will listen to whatever you have to say. He will make you laugh no matter what, even on serious situations. He is the type to think about you 24/7. He is a softy and will blush around you. If you have a Faidh in your life, give him the world he deserves. Make him smile in return. Love him twice as much. He is loveable.
Look it's Faidh! His presence makes me feel safe...He makes me laugh after crying. I love that about him.
by uwu_hue May 29, 2021
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