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flabbergasted

When a flabby person farts in your face while you are going down on them!
HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.

HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?

HO #1: He flabbergasted me!

HO #2: Then what?

HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!
by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006
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Flabbergastered

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.
Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!
by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011
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flabbergasted

Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.
by goodlookout September 27, 2010
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flabbergastered

Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!
by cocodile dundee May 18, 2006
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Flabbergaster

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.

(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change
The flabbergaster jumped out of the alley and scared the shit out of Toby.
by Sherpent February 25, 2009
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flabbergastered

definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.
Example: Mike flabbergastered in his pants when he saw a monkey driving a go-kart.
by imahumandictionary July 22, 2010
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Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one
by Geoff January 20, 2004
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