HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.
HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?
HO #1: He flabbergasted me!
HO #2: Then what?
HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!
HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?
HO #1: He flabbergasted me!
HO #2: Then what?
HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!
by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.
Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!
by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.
by goodlookout September 27, 2010

Being totally puffed out.
by cocodile dundee May 18, 2006

(Single)An old dude who scares the shit out of people.
(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change
(Plural)A convention of hobos who bring liquor stores lots of change
by Sherpent February 25, 2009

definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.
by imahumandictionary July 22, 2010

by Geoff January 20, 2004
