fishtank pussy

When a sexual surrogate or *stripper* hasn't washed her vagina for a whole week. The stripper most likely has a infection of some sort. Resulting the whole strip club to be nuked with a nasty fish tank stench.

Carlos: bruh I just had a stripper press her booty hole in my face and couldn't breath. Her vagina smelled awful.
Brolos: bruh you probably helped her pay her water bill. Now she won't smell like a Fishtank Pussy

Carlos: bruh sometimes I like to think that I contribute to society.

by L1tdragon January 13, 2017

FISHAN

Acronym: (Fuck I'm Shitting Here And Now) Word used to describe the moment in time where you are hit (usually inconveniently) by an overwhelming need to shit.

Truck Driver: Looks ahead and sees the "100 miles to next stop" sign on a cross-country drive. All of the sudden his eyes widen.Truck Driver slowly looks to hitchhiker in the passenger seat. Hitchhiker looks back at Truck Driver, a fearful look washes over his face. Hitchhiker has dreaded this very moment his whole life, ever since his second grade teacher refused to give him the bathroom pass during class, resulting in the most embarrassing and emotionally scarring popcorn reading session of his existence.

Hitchhiker closes his eyes. A single tear rolls down his cheek. Truck Driver's mouth opens in slow motion...
"Fishan."

by READthatwordlouderdidyou? October 19, 2015

fishmonger

pimp

"You sir, are a fishmonger!" - William Shakespeare, Hamlet

by Hung Far Lo January 29, 2003

fishmonger's gorge

A pussy. A real ripe one. Best avoided.

Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 27, 2007

Fishtank

a term used to initiate a physical connection between two people. usually used as a last resort when other person does not immediately respond to previous gestures. seems to be more prevalant when intoxicated or when at a party

a: did you know this house had a fishtank?
b: no i didn't, where is it?
a: oh its upstairs, come on i'll show you...

by smashley450 October 15, 2005

fishcan

A thick and small dick

-Lemme see that fishcan boi
-I’m lord Froufrou and you can’t see my fishcan

by bUrnt-chicken-nugget September 6, 2018

blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004