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scrubby kid force field

a barrier formed around a relatively attractive young female to deflect any number of interested males. It is usually comprised of awkward, non-popular male friends whom all have a crush on said female. The female is entirely unaware of its existence and the fact that it is the main reason why males, whom she finds attractive, never attempt to communicate with her. This force field drives away most chances of interaction with the attractive girl, as no one wants to be around scrubby ass kids. Once it is penetrated by someone, that individual has a high chance of acheiving relationship status because of the sheer difficulty.
"Hey look, it's Nicole."

"Yeah, and her scrubby kid force field."

"Yeah, fuck that, let's go get smoothies."
by giannassweetdebut November 12, 2009
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A term basically saying that it's alright to at least be attracted to a person as long as they've gone past puberty. Obviously "grass" refers to their "bush" or pubic hair. Would typically be applied to, for instance, a girl maybe 13 years old and up. Can often be used in reference to actual sex (intercourse) but not necessarily.
Man#1: What's the youngest chick you would ever be into at your age? I mean what do you think is "okay" to fantasize about?

Man#2: Hey man. Like my coach always said: if there's grass on the field, it's time to play ball.
by Interex March 19, 2004
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The ancient land of China, also where our lord and saviour FilthyFrank originated from.
FilthyFrank: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
Me: Thanks ma dude.
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noel fielding

a very funny comedian who is gorgeous, unique and a complete legend!
most famous for his characters in the might boosh
Noel Fielding Quotes Yeah?

"You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?"

"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."

"We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys."
by [R]o January 6, 2008
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force field of hostility

Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.
“And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…”
by AP, IW, CT, VL November 25, 2006
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Fieldy

The bassist for the nu-metal band Korn. His birth name is Reginald Arvizu. He plays an Ibanez 5-string bass, and uses the styles of slapping, double slapping, and double popping.
Fieldy is a great bassist.

Fieldy has released his own line of shoes.
by darth ivory April 12, 2007
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Field goal

When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.
Breh, we totally nailed that field goal, but the hold was sloppy!
by Jd02 October 19, 2013
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