Satan's Hell Fire

Pure liquid feces blasting wet fire from your brown door with the burn and sting of a thousand bees. All one can do is beg for mercy.

That chicken was tainted. I'm so sick. I'm on the shitter spraying Satan's Hell Fire as we speak.

by Eaton Holgoode March 9, 2017

my hair's on fire

A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.

"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"

by Justwrite80 October 29, 2015

your head's on fire

What you say to someone who is either lying to you, bullshitting you, or doesn't know what they're talking about.

Another way of saying "you're trippin'"

An oldskool phrase.

Chump A: Man, that girl is fine.

Chump B: Your head's on fire dude. She's straight fugly.

by elevenxover December 19, 2008

my hair's on fire

an exclamation when you are NOT being listened to, or ignored.

Susan: So I was hanging out at the mall....
Tim (interrupting): Anyways, dude- did you see the game last night?
Susan: Um.... Hello?! My hair's on fire! I was talking!

by Hair's On Fire December 24, 2007

OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!

When you're on enough drugs to use this sentence.

McQuack: 'OH SHIT! Me Dick's On Fire!'
Megan: 'Get Lewis to blow it out ;)'
McQuack: '-_-

by TheDuckIsComing November 29, 2016

Captain's on Fire

Order a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball into it. The spiced rum and cinnamon go perfect together.

I'm going to have a Captain's on Fire.

by anonymous September 4, 2021

Captain's on Fire

Take a Captain and Coke and add a shot of Fireball to it. The spiced rum and cinnamon compliment each other and makes for a good stiff drink.

Bartender, pour me a Captain's on Fire.

by Wandman September 4, 2021