finals

F**K
I'm
Not
Asian
Life
Sucks

asian: hwa eyy a hwo kazika! (asian for "finals are today")

me: dammit. Can we switch brains for the day?

asian: Mwoi how gui-lo! (asian for "stupid whitey")

by white trash from SWHS June 8, 2010

Finals syndrome

Addiction to coffee, jumbling up words, having jitters and lack of sleep from cramming are common symptoms of Finals Syndrome

Leah: Your purse is totally glantago!
Emma: Huh??
Leah: sorry... just suffering from an acute case of Finals Syndrome.

by Leah Si March 19, 2007

Finals Fifteen

Similar to the weight college freshman gain in their first year of college, but this is the 15 pounds everyone puts on during finals week. This can be credited to the amount of coffee and snacks consumed while staying up late studying.

Last night I stayed up until 3 A.M. studying for my biology final; I ate a whole box of Cheez-Its, two Little Debbies cream rolls, and four cups of coffee. Yeah, I am definitely going to gain the Finals Fifteen.

by RUFFLESx December 30, 2009

finals fur

the facial hair you can't seem to convince yourself to shave during the weeks leading up to and during finals week itself.

wow, did you see that guy in my history class? his finals fur was almost at mountain man status.

by sc-am December 20, 2008

Finals Fan

Any one that has not been involved and or followed a sport until it gets close to the very end and therefore knows only what can be learned from pregame shows and highlight reels.Finals fans have know real allegiance to a team and only root for teams good enough to make the playoffs.

Example 1

Paul:This is the Lakers' year again I'm telling you.

Bill:Wow you you're such a finals fan.

Example 2

Paul: man the Steelers got this one who the heck are the packers.

Will: you're totally a finals fan.

by The Number One Finals Fan August 2, 2011

finals

makes me want to crap myself

im going to crap myself during my finals

by guikzfdm December 9, 2008

Finals Beard

A beard grown during finals in order to support the non-failing effort of students attending real schools. Finals Beards may give, good luck, increased analytically abilities, better eye-sight, better hearing, ability to slow down time, ability to travel back in time. Finals Beard abilities are only available during finals.

1. Buddy: "Hey Frank, what did you write for the third essay?"
Frank: "What essay?"
Buddy:"The ones we have to turn in with the final."
Frank: "Essays?! I didn't know about any essays! Oh fu-wait!"
Buddy: "What are you doing?"
Frank: "Finals Beard, activate time travel!"
Buddy: "What?!"
Frank: "...."
Buddy: "So is something supposed to happen?"
Frank: "With what?"
Buddy: "Uuuh nevermind, so what are you going to do about the essays?"
Frank: "I got them right here."

by Beardsman October 21, 2012