I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

fillain

The villain in a filler arc of episodes between major storylines in an anime. Usually identifiable by the presence of watered-down traits similar to other antagonists of the series, but inevitably less menacing. Total defeat of the fillain is preordained by the fact that nothing can possibly happen to harm the main character(s) until the next major canonical story arc.

The Naruto anime had so many fillains that I couldn't watch it anymore.

by syblum September 20, 2007

smoke-filled room

A meeting place for politicians.

What goes on in those smoked-filled rooms?

by Anonymous August 17, 2003

Dude Filler

A homosexual man who engages in sexual acts with other men. Similar in meaning to rectum raider and penis pirate

Dave is the biggest dude filler I know.

by Stevo Davo February 18, 2008

Filletbia

Large meaty or beefy labia majora. So large that they resemble cuts of fillet mignon.

Dude I was surfing some porn and I saw this chick with awesome filletbia.

by BigBlackBlick January 19, 2010

Seat Fillers

A person that brushes up against your life but never effects your life in the slightest. Seat fillers are those people out there that seem to be there just to prove that you and your friends and family are not the only ones on the planet.

A seat filler in your life isn't even allowed to interact on a level deeper than standing in the shadows.

I know for a fact that they exist because I have personally tried to engage seat fillers in conversation or befriend them and it is impossible.

Seat fillers are a necessity. Otherwise it would be a very lonely planet.

At award ceremonies like the Oscars they have people who are paid to keep the seats full when the stars get up and move around or participate int eh show - that way the camera always see a full house.

The teller at my bank will not interact - if she is the perfect example is seat fillers she is an android of some sort - but I am not sure they have invented androids yet :)

by rustytango May 9, 2009

The position will remain open until it is filled

Once you have had a successful job interview with a university (or other state agency) and all of your references have been contacted, if you don't get a response about the job, the usual protocol is to phone and find out what's going on. When you hear "The position will remain open until it is filled," it means that there is a hiring freeze that no one is talking about.

"You gave a wonderful interview, and we could really see you teaching with us here at (insert university name here). Though you and the other professor were in fact short-listed for the only two positions you both interviewed for (meaning, one position was going to you and the other, to her), 'the position will remain open until it is filled.'" Translation: "We don't have any money or budget to hire ANYONE but we must keep up the pretense that there is work available, or else our potential student population will decrease as a result of a lack-of-confidence in our ability to attack quality instructors. In fact, our mandate is to weed-out tenure-track professors and replace their $100,000 positions with 3 Master's-level students who we plan to pay less than $33,000 to, each. But please keep calling so we can tell you that the position will remain open until it is filled. Have a nice day."

by Rhetoric in America March 16, 2008