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lazy fiddy

Lazy fiddy refers to the default sex position a man in his 50’s will try to use. Basically lying on his back, while watching sports center and offering no help. The known outcome is not expecting to see his love interest when he wakes in the morning.
My girl friend left me after too many lazy fiddy’s.
by LITGANNON October 20, 2019
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Big Fiddy

It’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day.

Usually a statement from a man to his partner, when he is about to go vacation.

Often met with retaliation and/or violent complaints of how tired or uninterested the supporting party is.

The “Big Fiddy” is an accomplishment of few people, some notable, such as: Bill Clinton (not surprised) and Hugh Hefner which was successful in 43 out of 44 attempts. Many people claim that the failure was due to a pubic hair friction fire.
This is likely to be a feasible claim given that the incident occurred New Years Eve 1974.

The most questionable case of achievement was Cellini Rossellini “The Pepperoni King of Wheeling“

It was told that he allegedly extinguished the crotch fire caused by Hefner back in 1974. He claimed that the latter was the finale for his 52nd “Big Fiddy” that year, Thus indicating that he had busted 2600 nuts (one every 3.5 hours) in 1974 alone. This is the only known occurrence of a “twin-cix hunnit”
Given his newfound devout Christianity, he declined to speak with the team on the matter.
Me- “I need you on point, I’m going for the Big Fiddy.”
Wife- “Big Fiddy?”
Me- “ Yeah it’s where you bust 7 nuts a day for 7 days then a finale on midnight the last day”
Wife- “Omg, your an idiot, I want a divorce”
Me- “Good Going, I was going to put this on Urban Dictionary and you fucking ruined it!”
by Jackin’overhanded September 11, 2021
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Fidel

adj.
The adjective form of fidelity; being loyal, faithful, and persistent to a task, show, or relationship.
Mark is a really fidel person. He hasn't look at that girl all day.

Sarah is a very loyal person. She is also looking for another fidel person to stay with her.
by whatsuppers April 12, 2015
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fiddy cent

1. (n) Rapper 50 Cent

2. (n) A "thug" way to pronounce 50 cents.
1. Yo, did you see Fiddy Cent's new video?

2. Look nigga, I found fiddy cents
by Dolla Bill February 2, 2004
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fideo

Tex-Mex vermicelli or angel-hair pasta
fideo with chicken soup
by Roboberto November 1, 2003
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fidencio

Fidencio is normally a person who loves weed. Also Fidencio can be very helpful to his friends. And Fidencio normally gets in a lot of trouble with people. Fidencio will understand you no matter what comes in the way. Fidencio is also very rare now a days, so if you see a Fidencio make sure you become friends with them.
If you are having a bad time Fidencio will cheer you up and make you feel better
by Fidencio November 12, 2018
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Firey Babooshka

A Firey Babooshka is basically the same as a fire crotch exept with EXTREMELY LONG pubic hairs. Many firey babooshkas (Also known as WINGDINGS) can be seen roaming the halls of public buildings and other natorious structures like schools and pimp houses.
Hey, look at that firey babooshka!

Man, did you see that chick over there? I bet she has one firey babooshka!

I want to eat a firey babooshka!
by The fire snapper! February 19, 2010
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