fexting

Fucking while texting. Get it? Good! Now try it. You'll like it. Just don't put it in the wrong hole. If there is such a thing.

My girlfriend and I were fexting last night. I'm not sure who she was fexting tho... it wasn't me... is that a problem?

by Yagotta B. Kiddin February 14, 2013

Sugar Fisting

1. The act of ejaculating on your fist before fisting your partner.
2. A potential lesbian insemination process, where the semen is poured onto one participants fist before fisting their partner.

Have you ever considered sugar fisting for insemination?

by Sigi13 May 18, 2015

Festin Bolvus

The act of shitting yourself after being overwhemled either out of astonishment or shock as to an event that just occured. It often occurs when you are severly outdone by your opponent in any sort of competition.

"The drumline just played something so ridiculously impossible that I just festin bolvused myself!""

by UMDRUMLINE September 20, 2008

FESTINE

a media company that is based in an underground city, they make high quality level music , films, animations, and fashion.

FESTINE HAS THE BEST ARTIST AND PRODUCTS IN THE WORLD

by festthebest February 9, 2023

Verbal Fisting

To be demolished through words in a way that produces the physical, emotional and spiritual impact akin to an actual fisting.

I made Carrie cry unintentionally. After she told on me, I received a verbal fisting from my boss.

by Tangie128 October 16, 2012

Festina

Festina’s are those type of friends who spill the tea or hear the tea. They loveee the drama. There also fighters. At one point she might seem she like a physco, but she’ll come back to normal. She will always be there for you. She will support. But say something wrong about her and you get your ass kicked. She is really wired. She will make you laugh scared. She is pretty and ugly.... jkjk

Festina is a real friend

by Yaharia May 30, 2019

fexting

It looks like you're texting someone, when really you're just hitting random buttons on your phone to make it seem like you're doing something and have friends to talk to, to avoid looking like a loser or a loner. It's often done when you're alone in public places, or when you're with a bunch of people you don't really know.

Nick: Hey, tell Jake to come and talk to us instead of texting everyone else.
Jon: His texting is blocked, he's probably just fexting so he doesn't look like a loser in front of Nicole. I mean he's too shy to talk to her, but he doesn't want to look like he's bored and has no friends.

by Joe S. M January 11, 2009