feral hogs

Symbolic of the everyday struggles of modern conservative Americans, feral hogs wander the countryside in packs of 30-50, looking for small children playing in yards that are not protected by a good guy with a gun. All patriotic, god-fearing Americans support the Second Amendment because they know it is the only thing that stands between them and a herd of hogs of semi-determinate size.

Some hold that the hogs are actually a metaphor for pigs, (slang for police), and the guns are needed to protect innocent children from government overreach. Others insist that the hogs are literally in our yards right now, and we need to get off the computer and go protect our children.

It only takes 3-5 minutes for your children to succumb to the feral hogs. Stay watchful. Stay vigilant. Buy another gun.

by torontonium August 7, 2019

Feral housewife

One who cooks better than your mother, maintains her family and home , shoots guns, drinks beer and/or liquor like a man, doesn’t give a shit what anyone thinks and she’ll bust a bitch right in the snot box if she lets her shotgun gun mouth override her BB ass. She refuses to listen to the words can’t, won’t, don’t, stop. If you say those words to her than chances are she will do it and take photos.

That woman is a feral housewife. Don’t go over there messing with her or her kids because she will stomp a mud hole in your ass and walk a dry.

by EF around and find out June 6, 2022

feral jundi

The term "feral" is usually used to refer to a domesticated animal which has returned to the wild. The term jundi is arabic for soldier. Put them together, and you have feral jundi. 1. A soldier that is no longer bound by their former occupation or contract. 2. A guard that has wandered away from their post. 3. A soldier that speaks their mind, without worry of consequence.

Hey Bob, check it out. It looks like another feral jundi has decided to leave his post again. (Iraq guard duty)

by Head Jundi April 4, 2008

FeiLo

An ancient Chinese honorific only bestowed upon the phattest homeboy of each dynasty.

You're so bling, you're almost FeiLo!

by FeiLo July 23, 2003

Feralist

Someone who, when they prove inconvenient, aggressively rejects social conventions, norms and rules in favor of a less domesticated more feral state.

Anyone who regards any and all traffic instructions such as red lights or stop signs as loose guidelines instead of hard and fast rules should be considered a feralist.

by Major Jakson February 18, 2009

Feralswan

a little bitch who grooms kids (age ranging from 1-14). also eats vegimite without anything else

apologize to storm now Feralswan or else i'll send an icbm to your house

by mr sniper person October 20, 2020

Vince Ferelli

Stage name of an absolutely magnificent physical specimen, male, American, ca. 25 y.o., whose persona is that of a muscular but not veiny boxer (prize-fighter) and who has appeared in a number of sexually explicit photo shoots and videos, often if not usually gay.

On first appearing in gay pornography ca. 2008, Ferelli maintained that he was only gay for pay. He has, however, bottomed in many of his gay sex videos. In the opinion of this writer, Ferelli can do anything he wishes except go away. His virility is beyond mere fashion.

-- "Vince Ferelli is the quintessential 'Italian Stallion' -- forget about the others."

-- "I don't know whether to fight him or fuck him." Allegedly said by prize-fighter Jake LaMotta (played by Robert deNiro in Martin Scorcese's 1980 film RAGING BULL) regarding his upcoming bout with handsome French heavyweight Marcel Cerdan (late 1940s).

by al-in-chgo August 21, 2011