ferguson

Pronoun. Typically someone from Southern California or Arizona, who drives any sort of lifted 4x4 truck that has nautical stars and or energy drink decals on the back tinted window. A ferguson usually wears a black Tapout hat with the bill bent up, a Famous Stars and Straps jersey, camo cargo shorts with a chain wallet, high black socks, and big puffy tongue DC skate shoes. Occasionally, a ferguson will have sparrows or koi fish tattooed on his shoulder blades, gauge earrings, and have a dirt bike in the back of his lifted 4x4. Fergusons may be accompanied by a female, known as a bro hoe. It is very likely that he (the ferg) is not the first of his friends that has slept with this bro hoe. The bro hoe typically wears a white wife beater, cheap blue jeans, a belt with either studs or bottle caps, and a pair of fake Uggs she got from Pac-sun with a Christmas gift card.

Dude, you wanna go to the No Fear store?" "No dude. I don't need any ferguson gear.

by Goose1899 January 3, 2011

brett ferguson

the best guy you will ever meet in your life. sweet, caring, hilariously funny, and so honest; i could talk with him all day, every day. he's just so adorable. he can be a man-whore, and can't make up his mind when it comes to girls. but if you ever get the chance to be good friends with him, its amazing. just be careful, because there's no way you won't eventually fall in love with him.

Just an amazing guy named Brett Ferguson.

by secretlyinlove<3 October 8, 2011

ferguson

The offspring of a grey squirrel and an alpacha with a large muffin top.

This mammal enjoys wearing pink party frocks to graduations, and tanned cords!

Omg! look at that ferguson over there in it's natural habitat... SCANDANAVIA!

by patrickpascuelliethethird January 19, 2009

Clutch Ferguson

When you friend starts drinking and turns into a bad ass party animal, double fisted drinking motherfucker, doing snow angels in the middle of a casino, winning sexy Halloween costume contests just by showing up in a leotard. And he also makes amazing papas and chorizo.

Ana: "What happened last night?"
Miane: "Last thing I remember, Clutch Ferguson showed up...the rest is blur"

by danv1369 December 14, 2016

Liam Ferguson

A very sus man who is fruity

Liam Ferguson is gay

by KEIDRAS MOMMY February 7, 2021

Wyatt Ferguson

Tall asf (6'5 +)

Dayum, look at Wyatt Ferguson committing arson on a federal building

by _Pluh September 26, 2023

Ferguson

The length of the average human, female penis (4.2 in).

Hey remember that creepy girl I took home last night? Turns out she was packin a thick Matt Ferguson. Boy was I surprised. I wish I knew how much of a Willard she was before I took her home.

by Ferguson, Matt December 20, 2017