feef

the combo. of a fart and a queef that usually happens when someone lifts up their leg and it comes from the side

"i was walking down the hallway and i saw Jake pull a total feef."

by squids August 9, 2009

Feef

1.) An extremely adorable thing or person
2.) An extremely annoying thing or person

1.) "OH MY GOD! That dog is such a furry feef! Look at its cute little tail!"
2.) "Ew Robbie was being such a feef today."

by lala_thanksbye January 11, 2015

feef

stealing wilson from school

let’s go feef wilson

by wegotbaths November 10, 2018

Feef

Someone who is born a litvak and is a born again chassid. Usually they affiliate with the breslov or kerestir movements. Qualifications are תכלת and blundstone boots.

I went to eat at this vegan place and it was full of feefs.

by Bunders December 13, 2020

Feef

When a girl shoves a dick in her butt and she farts and/or qweefs on it.

I heard a rumor that Dana Feefed on Toby while they were having sex.

by alexsheinman July 13, 2011

Feefing

To be on your phone in class

Hey man stop feefing!

by cr3amchees3 April 16, 2023

feef

a feef is a person/place/thing that stole another person/place/thing.
if a feef were to appear the best thing to do in that situation is call the cop. a feef is not a thing you need to call the mega police for.

guy 1: oh no! a feef! hes steeling my virginity!
guy 2: dont fear! im calling the cop!
feef: oh no! not the cop!
the cop: ah ha it is i! the cop! you there criminal! you are going away for a long time!
feef:NOOOOOOO!!!

by the_dragon_king February 5, 2020