The Ferret

Derogatory slang for a horrendously ugly military style haircut similar to a high and tight. When all the hair on the head is shaved except for the minimal standard amount on top of the head, roughly four fingers in width. Resembling a rolled up dead ferret on top of the head. The term originated at Utah State University and is rumored to have first been coined by Tyler Worsley.

Ex: John: I just got a new haircut, girls have been checking me out all day!

David: Whoa John, The Ferret is not a good look for anyone, shake that dead mammal of your head.

Ex: James: I've been thinking about having my barber give me The Ferret.

Michael: What a terrible idea...

by T. Dub! November 15, 2011

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Fecetime

The art of FaceTime-ing while pooping

Hey Paul, wanna FeceTime with me?

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ass feret

Thick dirty hair giving the appearance of a feret krazy glued to your butt crack

Geez josh get the hell out of the gym shower your ass feret is going to make me puke.

by Job Pilson August 8, 2008

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Cock Ferret

One who is a douche bag, or implying homosexuality

my roommate Chris is a total cock ferret.

by Seth_Andrew May 6, 2009

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Eternal Ferret

the eternal ferret is a mythical creature that was destroyed by limecat and the clock spider. the eternal ferret is not hiding with chinchillas (ferrets hate chinchillas)

eternal ferret died by the hand of the limecat

by Heskit April 26, 2007

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Tay Ferret

Tay Ferret is an amazing anthro artist who's art skills and creativity are only outshined by his brains and his cuteness. Tay Ferret's real identity is a secret because the world doesn't agree with him yet. Sometimes crazy people want to hurt Tay because they think he's bad, these people are Lion their tails off about him!

Let's go see uncle Tay! Maybe that fun Bear will be On Watch while I soak him again this time! Once Tay Ferret is all done, he will cuddle with me and Fay Terret in our mix of warm wetness and frothy stickiness!

by HaveAScrewLooseAndAFuseBlew July 17, 2023

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