An invitation given. That the inviter doesn't really want or expect the receiver to attend. But, the invitee shows up. Then awkwardness ensues.
"Hey what did you do last night?"
"Oh I ran into Bill, who invited me to Jim's birthday party. But I think it was a fauxvitation. Cuz, when I got there they both totally ignored me. I felt so uninvited."
"Oh I ran into Bill, who invited me to Jim's birthday party. But I think it was a fauxvitation. Cuz, when I got there they both totally ignored me. I felt so uninvited."
by lilloaf October 24, 2008
Get the fauxvitation mug.1. Fake breast(s) either by implant, tissue or by other stuffing means.
2. Breast reduction; (rare usage)
3. Plastic Breast purchased as a novelty item for a lark.
4. Drag Queens and Transvestites that make there breasts appear to look like a woman's tits.
5. Something that looks like a tit; like a breast shaped mountain.
2. Breast reduction; (rare usage)
3. Plastic Breast purchased as a novelty item for a lark.
4. Drag Queens and Transvestites that make there breasts appear to look like a woman's tits.
5. Something that looks like a tit; like a breast shaped mountain.
1. Mary: "Do my fauxtits feel real?"
2. Poor Dolly, got fauxtits to aid her back pain.
3. Frank bought some fauxtits at the costume shop.
4. John taped his tits together to get some cleavage then stuffed his shirt and got some real nice fauxtits.
5. "Witches Tit" Mountain is the biggest fauxtit I know of.
2. Poor Dolly, got fauxtits to aid her back pain.
3. Frank bought some fauxtits at the costume shop.
4. John taped his tits together to get some cleavage then stuffed his shirt and got some real nice fauxtits.
5. "Witches Tit" Mountain is the biggest fauxtit I know of.
by Hauling Handyman March 3, 2009
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A fake invitation you give someone you really don't want them to take you up on. You get credit for inviting them, but you knew they weren't able to come.
by youbet8 May 4, 2018
Get the fauxvite mug.Based on "Bye, Felicia" from the epic Friday movies. A man would say this while trying hard to get an obnoxious woman to leave. A dismissive sendoff.
As above, with Fauxlicia referring to a tranny or transvestite or similarly deranged man pretending to be a real woman.
As above, with Fauxlicia referring to a tranny or transvestite or similarly deranged man pretending to be a real woman.
Bye, Fauxlicia said the woman inmates at the as the fake women were transferred to an all-male prison.
by Yoh Mamah January 24, 2025
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