faptality

Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"

by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018

Fatal1ty

Fatal1ty, who's real name is Johnathan Wendel, is the self-proclaimed "best PC gamer in the world". In all honesty he is one of the worst "professional" gamers alive today. Most true PC gamers also like to point out that his persona reeks strongly of homosexuality.

His existence has been greatly popularized by the release of ABIT motherboards bearing his same name. Regardless, no amount of marketing can rid him of his ever-present gay aura.

"Hi," shouted Johnathan, "my name is Fagtal1ty and I'm gayer than Ricky Martin on Christmas."

by Vayne March 23, 2005

fapality

Instant orgasm due to very erotic porn pics

I had planned a nice and lazy fap session but as soon as I saw your pic Fapality happened

by Fatso McFatydude June 7, 2018

Fatal1ty

A computer gamer who sounds queerer than he actually is, enjoys claiming to be the greatest gamer of all time and smoking alot of the fat cock.

Also enjoys the odd "Facial" and loves "carv'n up the baby's"

EkCo is such a fatal1ty.

by lepwn! January 11, 2005

Fartality

When your fart smells so bad it kills somebody.

Example:

Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!

Jamie: Dutch Oven! (Cover Gfs face with blanket as I fart under it.)
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!

by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015

futality

Fighting to the death for a totally futile cause.

He died for his cause, the plight of the out of work wagon wheel makers.

by Louie October 19, 2004

fatuality

the amount of fat in one's being

Sara had a certain amount of fatuality.

by Meghan Ashley Reed February 11, 2003