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The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma

The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.
PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!
by Slimmy Pimmy November 29, 2025
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Fat girls make guys gay

It is a fact that if a straight man links a fat chick he will become homosexual
Wow that guy ran up that fat chick and he likes dudes now, that’s crazy but makes sense. It’s a fact, fat girls make guys gay.
by Bajiggle February 16, 2024
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FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo)

Someone who stands around and has some authority position in the world. Doesn't pick up a finger to actually do something, but will stand there with their very nice polo shirt and tell others what to do. Always have a better way to do something. Usually unsolicited opinions come from FGIP as well.
Dude, I am tired of working my ass off, look at all those FGIP (Fat Guy In Polo) over there, standing around, doing nothing, shuffling papers, and stuffing their fat necks.
by DragonSlayer90210 September 12, 2013
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Fat Guy

A Guy Named Vinnie Who Drives A Hyundai
by Your a fat guy February 6, 2022
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